MEOWCOIN.EXE

booting cat...
detecting old dog...
loading disrespect...
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MEOW
BREAKING: CAT ONLINE

THE CAT HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.

The real Grumpy Cat photographed at VidCon 2014
THE REAL GRUMPY CAT · PHOTO: GAGE SKIDMORE · CC BY-SA 2.0
PRESS THE BUTTONFOLLOW ON X ↗
DRAG OLD DOG → TRASHDrag the old Doge to the trash
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DOGE.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING.

⚠ old_dog_error.exe

THIRTEEN YEARS DETECTED.

The incumbent became comfortable. A cat has appeared with zero respect for tenure.

cat@solana:~

scan old dog

COMFY

deploy challenger --ticker $MEOW

CAT ONLINE

approval required?

NO.

THE FLIP LADDER.

LIVE MEMECOINS. NAME. LOGO. MARKET CAP. EVERY COIN BELOW $MEOW GETS CROSSED OFF.DOGE STAYS THE #1 TARGET.

#1 / FINAL BOSS
DOGECOINLOADING LIVE CAP…
CHALLENGER / YOU ARE HERE
MEOWCOIN
MEOWCOINAWAITING FIRST LIVE PRINT
DOGE FLIP PROGRESS: WAITING FOR $MEOW DATAGAP: —
CONNECTING TO LIVE MEME MARKET…
LOADING THE TARGETS…
THE ENTIRE MECHANIC

HALF BURNS.
HALF BUYS.
THEN BURNS.

Every trade creates fees. The machine has two pipes. Both point toward less supply. Even Doge can understand it after several attempts.

50%DIRECT BURN
50%BUYBACK → BURN
The real Grumpy Cat asleep at VidCon 2014
FINAL INSTRUCTION

BUY THE CAT BEFORE DOGE LEARNS TO READ.

The real Grumpy Cat photographed by Gage Skidmore
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